Mr. Brew says she is a winner And I should take her home tonight But it's a sad story in the morning Sorry boys it's a horrible sight It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker! Well there's a crack in my head That hurts like crazy It's bigger than the Panama Can*l Rubbing up against her was really quite amazing The conversation was quite benile It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker! It's early in the morning the landlord's calling He's on the phone and he wants his rent Your girlfriend's here and she wants some money The bills are gone, the cash is spent It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker! Now here's another bucka I just could stop her
What's the number on your telephone I really think my language starts to get improper So why don't you take me home It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker! Break da noise, big stylee Start it, this is it? Shocker! Shock... Shocker... Shock, shock, shock... Shocker... Shock, shock, shock... Shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker! Well doing crimes is never very funny Alfie got arrested just this afternoon I ain't got a job, I ain't got too much money I guess it's my time pretty soon It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker! Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up! Huh!