I'm not that cool
I don't wear jeans
I've polished an apple or two
But every grape that I grubbed
I grubbed it for you
So call me bookworm
But I'll never squirm
When there's work to be done
Yes, I'll take my lunch at my desk
While you're all outside having fun
Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield
Unless you want an effective leader
I'll talk to teachers
I'll handle Skinner
A vote for Lisa
Makes you the winner!
Eyes! Pearls! Smile! Hair points!
Dress! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch!
I may be the new girl
But you can't brain wash me
Just OshKosh B'Gosh me
And then leave me be
To fight for kid power
I must be heard not seen!
I have to lead wisely
Not just pimp and preen
Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie!
Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Milhouse!
This cutting up suits me
There's beauty within me
So let's Olsen twin me
Give them someone to love
This grown up make over
Has made me a super tween
Because they are my people
And I am their queen!
I'm so happy with my evil plan
Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
Soon we will have the perfect school!
Where fun and excitement never start!
I'm so drunk I could barely see!
But it helps me get through another day!
My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
I've got to go puke in some hay!
Lisa is a fool!
I think the rules are cool!
I'm fallin' in the pool!
Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa!
Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield
You can still reach me through E-mail
At Smart Girl 6-3 underscore backslash
At yahoo. com, at yahoo. com