Vote for a winner I am their queen Skinner's evil plan Don't Cry For Me, Kids Of Springfield Betrayed Lisa: I'm not that cool, I don't wear jeans I've polished an apple or two But every grade that I grubbed I grubbed it for you So call me book worm But I'll never squirm when there's work to be done Yes I'll take my lunch at my desk While your all outside having fun Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield Unless you want an effective leader I'll talk to teachers, I'll handle Skinner A vote for Lisa makes you the winner! Everyone: Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Teachers: Eyes, pearls, smile, hair points, dress, voice, shoes, swatch watch Lisa: I may be the new girl But you can brainwash me Just OshKosh B'Gosh(a childs clothing brand) me And then leave me be To fight for kid power I must be heard not seen I have to lead wisely Not just primp and preen Teachers: Nails, pimples, ears, scrunchie, purse, lunch box, teeth, Millhouse
Lisa: This beauting-up suits me There's beauty within me So let's Olsen Twin me Give them someone to love This grown-up makeover Has made me a super tween For they are my people And I am their queen Skinner: I'm so happy with my evil plan Say goodbye to music, gym and art Soon we will have the perfect school Where fun and excitement never start Willy: I'm so drunk I can barely see But it helps me get through another day My stomach is filled with haggis and ham I've gotta go puke in some hay Bart: Lisa is a fool Skinner: I think the rules are cool Willy: I'm falling in the pool! Lisa: What have I done? Bart: What they wanted you to Lisa: Skinner betrayed me Bart: But a tango takes two Kids: Poor Lisa, poor Lisa Lisa: Don't cry for me kids of Springfield You can still reach me through email