[Ape 1]
Help! The human's about to escape.
[Troy McClure]
Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
[Ape 2]
(gasp) He can talk!
[Ape]
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
[Troy]
And I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
[Ape Nurse]
Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!
[Ape Chorus]
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
O, Dr. Zaius!
[Ape 1]
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[Troy]
What's wrong with me?
[Dr. Zaius]
I think you're crazy.
[Troy]
I want a second opinion.
[Dr. Zaius]
You're also lazy
[Ape Chorus]
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
O, Dr. Zaius!
[Orangutan 1]
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[Troy]
Can I play the piano any more?
[Dr. Zaius]
Of course you can!
[Troy]
Well I couldn't before.
(plays piano)
[Ape Chorus]
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!