(jagger/richards) Well, i'm a lonesome schoolboy And i just came into town Yeah, i'm a lonesome schoolboy And i just came into town Well, i heard so much about london I decided to check it out Well, i wait in leicester square With a come-hither look in my eye Yeah, i'm leaning on nelsons column But all i do is talk to the lime Oh where can i get my co*k s**ed? Where can i get my a** f**ed? I may have no money,
But i know where to put it every time Well, i asked a young policeman If he'd only lock me up for the night Well, i've had pigs in the farmyard, Some of them, some of them, they're alright Well, he f**ed me with his truncheon And his helmet was way too tight Oh where can i get my co*k s**ed? Where can i get my a** f**ed? I ain't got no money, But i know where to put it every time I'm a lonesome schoolboy