Everybody writes
Everybody reads
Everybody learns faster than me
I'd like to learn
I'd like to read
I'd even like to love eventually
But I've got a date with procrastination
I've got a date
I don't want to be late
I've got a problem with my education
I got a problem, it drives me insane
I've got a problem with this situation
I've got a life without a brain, without a brain
I'd like to write the next great novel
I'd like to write a brilliant play
I'd like to travel to distant nations
Comprehend every word you say
But I've got a date with procrastination
I've got a date
I don't want to be late
I've got a problem with my education
I got a problem, it drives me insane
I've got a problem with this situation
I've got a life without a brain, without a brain
Well I'd like to learn about musical theory
And I'd like to learn about philosophy
I'd like to learn a foreign language
Hey, maybe I'll do that eventually
But I've got a problem with my education
I got a problem, it drives me insane
I've got a problem with this situation
I've got a life without a brain, without a brain