CHORUS: Thank God it's Christmas
The best time of the year
Thank God it's Christmas
Let's drink a f**ing beer Thank God it's Christmas
Get out the mistletoe
Thank God it's Christmas
I'm full of Christmas cheer.. although VERSE: Came home last night
Walked through the door
See your clothes on the floor
You're with him
In our bed
Inside I'm dead.. but still.. CHORUS: ...It's Christmas
Comes just once a year
Thank God it's Christmas
I've got nothing to fear Thank God it's Christmas
My favourite holiday
Thank God it's Christmas
Good times on the way.. But now Verse: Go pack your things
You're a disgrace
Can't believe it ended this way
You've taken
All I have
The only thing that I've got left is.. Christmas SOLO VERSE/BRIDGE: He turns round
I see his beard
It's everything that I feared
A big red hat.. A sleigh out back
He's about to empty his sack! CHORUS: He's ruined Christmas
The best time of the year
He's f**ed up Christmas
Fat c*nts drunk all my beer Now I hate Christmas
Cause of that stupid hoe
She got his dick out
Under the mistletoe Now I hate Christmas..
(The worst time of the year)
Now I hate Christmas..
(Fat c*nts drunk all my beer)
Now I hate Christmas..
(Screw all this Christmas cheer)
Yeah I hate Christmas..
And Santa too!