I'm in the mountains
They're so beautiful and crystal clear
They scrape the clouds with their top
(and f** California)
And the air's so clear
I drink it in it makes me drunk
I fall down and fall asleep
(and f** San Fransico)
I dream of some little evil land
With twisted cragily experiences
Down below the Oregon Border
(and f** San Bernardino)
I'm there in my dreams
I'm there in my nightmares
And I got to sing about it all day long
(and f** Weed)
You've been naked in the sunshine
You've been buried in the sand
You've been living on the fault line
In a chemical plant
I've been pounding up and down I-5
On Highway 1 it's such a blast
If only I could erase LA
The trip wouldn't have been so fast
[Unintelligible sounds]
(Oh, haw haw haw)
This city is so beautiful
The clouds come out in the fall
And I love to see them back
(...and fu*k CALIFORNIA!)
Even on a cloudy day
The sun pokes through at the end
To make a little sunset experience
even though you're depressed
(and f** Santa Cruz)
Ohh I'm in Central Oregon now
Driving my little blue tin can
And I hear green onions song
(and f** Eureka)
Green onions on the little stereo
And I feel like I'm going the right way
Northway North, North, North, North!
(Yeah keep goin' north boys!)
(Woo!)
(all right!)
(Yahoo!)
Sonic cookie on the outside
Pure frosting all alone
You've been f**ing Winona Ryder
And she got crabs on your bone
The only good thing about California
Is the band that I saw
They held their breath to shout-out, SUPERNOVA
They were playing in a shopping mall