Gone on holiday
Sat on a beach
All the day
Went into the sea
As close to paradise
As I could be
I had fun
In the sun
Till I got sunburnt I look like a lobster
It f**ing k**s
There are no more f**ing thrills I'm in pain
I shout in vain
I've run out of cream
It's a very bad dream I look like a lobster
It f**ing k**s
There are no more f**ing thrills I'm sunburnt
I'm sunburnt
I'm sunburnt
What have I learned? I look like a lobster
It f**ing k**s
There are no more f**ing thrills I'm sunburnt
I'm sunburnt
I'm sunburnt
I'm sunburnt
It f**ing k**s
Give me some pain-k**er pills