I look forward to going to places
I like seeing other people's faces
But I don't enjoy the car ride
I hate everyone that cuts me up at the side
I just want to drive at the speed limit
I don't want to swear at this stupid sh**
Who thinks he owns the road
Like the wind in the willows toad
I wanted to get there safely
I see these idiots trying to go quicker than me
I want to get out and hit the ba*tards
I shout and call them f**ing retards
Because that's what they are
Trying to k** everyone with their car
I just want a safe journey
I don't need these ba*tards annoying me
I have to lose me temper
They are stupid and think they're clever
I shout out the window
They can't hear me so?
They are f**ing f**ed up sh**s
They are all a bunch of pricks
I should probably calm down
And maybe just frown
But it is so hard
When I see this f**ing retard
They are f**ing f**ed up sh**s
They are all a bunch of pricks
I want to get out and hit the ba*tards
I shout and call them f**ing retards
Because that's what they are
Trying to k** everyone with their car