I'm getting bugged by your boycott
I'm feeling fragile as a flowerpot
I am the squeak of the mouse
You are the cat's meow
We used to be a smash hit
Now it's all gone to sh**
What's it going to be tonight
You giving me the red light?
I tried an herbal aphrodisiac
But it only made her sneeze and hack
I don't get enough
I'm going to shrivel up
Oh, girl, now I'm feeling blasted
Because your love for me has elastic
Now she's holding out
I can't go without