One, two, three, four, five, six...
Dry your hair under water
It takes wild nights to recover
Trying to find a way to make it last
By talking to the bottom of a gla**
One, two, three, four, five, six...
After her I'm not too proud
To be pa**ed around
Everyone cheer aloud
They're glad to see me
Cause it's happy in a crowd
It's happy in a crowd