Theres no such thing as a harmless joke
And no such thing as a gentle toke
Theres no such thing as Panama Jack
Whos got the crack?
Whooooos got the crack..
WhooooooOOos got the crack..
Whooooos got the crack
I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Whos got the crack?
Whooooos got the crack..
WhooooooOOos got the crack..
Whooooos got the crack
I like it when, my hair is poofy
I like it when, you slip me a roofy
I like it when, you've got the crack
Whos got the crack?
Whooooos got the crack..
WhooooooOOos got the crack..
Whooooos got the crack
I wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love
Its hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless but im feeling so uptight (I'd rather be reckless than rockless)
Put your mama...put your mama in a headlock!
Whos got the crack?
Whooooos got the crack..
WhooooooOOos got the crack..
WhooooooOOooooOooooOooooos got the crack..
Not you, thank the lord