Now, everybody got friends but the ones I’m talking ’bout you can’t depend on
When the fists gone you gotta find that
[?] from the bar just to get home
They’re wasting trying time to call, you’re feeling with the alcohol
But when they finally do call they be like, “Where we gonna party tonight?” (Damn)
I guess I really can’t say where I’ve been,
[?] licking c**aines, man I’m pissed
And ain’t trying to be a cool cat, school that, take shots from the bar, gimme something from the blue tap
I don’t really go for the side Amarettos, sun and moon rise, get it popping like Berettas
I’m buzzing like a bee, no rain blind milling and the bartender say, “You’re some wild-a** fellas” (Yeah)
sh**, I shoulda said no ’cause I really don’t know how I’m getting back home
When they close at 5, say bye, get gone, it’s just ’bout the time realized something’s going wrong
‘Cause
[?] just happened, trying to call Weston,
[?]
But I noted that I’ma gonna wanna step around the corner, borrow a bowl of marijuana then I go into a comma like
(Well I guess I’ll just see you a**holes tomorrow, huh?)
It happens every time
Pa**ed out ’cause I’m drunk again
Woke up on the floor I fell the night before
Couldn’t tell you what got me here
But I know one thing that happens every time
Mama say I got a lot to learn
But I rather be left alone
Sipping on my Bourbon, no I never learn it (Aw yeah)
But I know one thing that happens every time
Damn right, it’s going down tonight, headed out to the county line
Country girls and they’re bound to ride, going out to get that bounty ‘shine
Drip drop, flip flop and a little bit of bu*terscotch, lemon drop top with a cherry on top
Getting silly with a little bit of willy then I really did the party, don’t stop
Hold up, I got a few more bars and I’m getting down like I’m Bruno Mars
And I keep swerving like two go-karts, why you singing in a bar claiming you go hard?
And another shot or two, I’m doing what I gotta do to take this fine dime home tonight
What I gotta just it through to you that everything is gonna be alright?
(Man I’m gone)
It happens every time
Pa**ed out ’cause I’m drunk again
Woke up on the floor I fell the night before
Couldn’t tell you what got me here
But I know one thing that happens every time
Mama say I got a lot to learn
But I rather be left alone
Sipping on my Bourbon, no I never learn it (Yeah)
But I know one thing that happens every time
It happens the same though I planned it different, I suppose I’m older so Andy Griffith
I awake in a cell frustrated as hell, Mad Dog 20/20 chasing my tail
‘Cause I’m going nowhere plus I’m foaming at the mouth, b**h threw me out the house, can your boy grab a couch?
[?] hotel checking, no well resting, when it coming to catching buzzes I’m Odell Beckham
Punch strong like McGregor, bit the bar with the freak, then
[?] for me
Slick top slurbing, just keep serving, one Bourbon, one shot, one beer, one person
No nurse
[?] chugging, forgetting the details till memory’s erased like Hillary’s emails
But I know where the bar is at and I be on this boss streak till I’m an artifact
(Yeah)
It happens every time
Pa**ed out ’cause I’m drunk again
Woke up on the floor I fell the night before
Couldn’t tell you what got me here
But I know one thing that happens every time
Mama say I got a lot to learn
But I rather be left alone
Sipping on my Bourbon, no I never learn it
But I know one thing that happens every time