Clark
While flipping through the pages of "The Films Of Charlie Chaplin"
He acquired in 1973
He casts his mind way back but he's not sure how it happened
How he came to being me.
It's a sad and sordid script
Border lining on slap stick
It was a real pie in the face to see it turn out like it did.
I need a girl h**ne
Someone to keep the plot moving
Someone who'll save me in the end
A girl h**ne, I need a girl h**ne.
While sifting through the FBI files on Charlie Chaplin
He uncovered some lies of his own
All in the name of keeping them laughing
He buried his heart like a stone.
But the key required most
In comedy is pathos.
He did a real double take when life became quite a joke.
I need a girl h**ne
Someone to keep the plot moving
Someone who'll save me in the end
A girl h**ne, I need a girl h**ne.
This must be the dream sequence because she's dressed like angel
If I could speak in my defense before the mallet fatal
Comes crashing down cracking on my head, like Mabel said.
He needs a girl h**ne
Someone to keep the plot moving
Someone who'll save him in the end
A girl h**ne.
I need a girl h**ne
Someone to keep the plot moving
Someone who will save me in the end
A girl h**ne.
I need a girl h**ne.
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A girl h**ne, I need a girl h**ne.