Sometimes,
My girl's got green eyes,
And sometimes,
Her eyes are blue,
And sometimes,
In her in-between eyes,
There's a tiny teardrop makin' them change their hue.
Sometimes,
Those gra**y green eyes,
Look up and turn sky blue,
So when my,
My girl gets blue eyes,
I would do anything any normal superhero would do.
I would outwit the Joker,
Put the Penguin on ice,
And with a simple turn of phrase,
I'd make the Riddler think twice,
I'd wear my underwear,
Over my stupid lycra tights,
If I thought that she might get to sleep at nights.
But sometimes,
Those lovely green eyes,
Can't disguise that they're blue,
So when my,
My girl gets blue eyes,
I would do anything any normal superhero would do.