[Verse 1]
Hello, hi
I'm a 2019 guy
I don't need drugs to get high
I have Soylent and wine
I respect girls by
Getting friend zoned and denied
I think about them and cry
I am totally fine
[Pre-Chorus]
Testosterone's low, feelings high
That's how you know I'm truly 2019 Guy
[Chorus]
My dick's not big, my girlfriend fu*ks my friend
You say I'm down on my luck, I say it's a win-win
'Cause I'm a cuck
And I hope he fu*ks her good
In a way I wish I could
I just want to WATCH!
[Verse 2]
Hello, hi
I'm a 2019 guy
I think science is a lie
I am offended online
I'm fragile and shy
I don't really go outside
I don't have friends that's why
I'm offended all the time
[Pre-Chorus]
2019
2019
2019
[Chorus: Charlie & Troy's Girlfriend]
My dick's not big, my girlfriend fu*ks my friend
You say I'm down on my luck, I say it's a win-win
'Cause I'm a cuck
And I hope he fu*ks her good
In a way I wish I could
(His dick's not big, so I fu*ked his friend
I say he's down on his luck, he says it's a win-win)
'Cause I'm a cuck
And I hope he fu*ks her good
In a way I wish I could
I just want to WATCH!
[Outro]
2019
2019
2019