Oh mom, was always wondering why I was into sports
Oh mom, was always wondering why I was staying after school
I'm into sports mom and also I'm in the locker room with the boys
I'm in the shower and I drop the soap every time
h*mos uh huh uh huh uh huh
h*mos no one knows a h*mo like us
We love h*mos
Lesbians are cool
And straights are fools
Lesbians rule their scene
But the h*mos are the coolest of the cools
h*mos uh huh uh huh uh huh
h*mos
They never knock at my front door
They never ring on the phone
They always come through the window
Through the back door
Through the throat
h*mos uh huh uh huh uh huh
h*mos