[Verse 1]
My pianos out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish that you were mine
I wish that my heart was stronger
My pianos out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish we had more time
I wish that my world was softer
And I'm on a helicopter
[Chorus]
I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
I'd feel much better I'm sure if I had a helicopter
[Verse 2]
This telephone's out of use
I wish it wasn't
I wish you loved me more
I wish that your world was closer
This telephone's out of use
I wish somebody would take me to your door
I wish that my world was finer
And I want an ocean liner
[Chorus]
I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
I'd feel much better I'm sure if I had an ocean liner
[Bridge]
My pianos out of tune
I wish it wasn't
I wish we had more time
I wish that my world was softer
And I'm on a helicopter
I'm on a helicopter
[Chorus]
I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
I'd feel much better I'm sure if I had a helicopter
If I had a helicopter
[Outro]
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
Mud, Mud etc