In 1978 Was in a hotel in notting hill gate Now in 1992 Staying in a hotel in notting hill gate Abject I'm too busy to think Too busy to work Just can't cut it Married, 2 kids Married, 2 kids I pretend to go to work I pretend to go to work
Got a porta-fax Aftershave like mustard Two pints of lager do me in And the spirit of man Is a pub i go in I'm married, 2 kids Have a peculiar goatish smell Am a long-winded article I get livid Married, 2 kids Married, 2 kids