In 1978 [Incomprehensible]
Was in a hotel in Notting Hill Gate
Now in 1992
In a hotel in Notting Hill Gate
Abject
I'm too busy to think
I'm too busy to work
Just cannot cut it
Married, two kids
Married, two kids
I pretend to go to work
I pretend to go to work
Got a porta-fax
Aftershave that smells like mustard
I'm married, two kids
Married, two kids
Two pints of lager do me in
And 'The Spirit of Man'
Is a pub I go in
I'm married, two kids
Married, two kids
Have a peculiar
Goatish smell
Am a long-winded article
I'm married, two kids
Married, two kids