Well there's lots of ways to go, what's the most appealin'i could tie a rope around my neck and hang from the ceilin' I could take a bunch of pills til' I'm really gone I could take a bath with the radio on I could take a gun, shoot out the back of my head I cold light a cigarette and take it to bed Yeah that cig in the bed thing sounds pretty good But I don't wanna burn down the whole damn neighborhood I like to die But I gotta know What's the best The best way to go I could hold my breath until my face turns blue
But there's gotta be something easier to do What if I start feelin' weird and can't keep with it There's gotta be a better way to punch my ticket I like to die But I gotta know What's the best The best way to go I could jump into the water and tie a rock to my feet But I'd have to wait a half an hour til after I eat Cus what if I cramp up and then start to drown Then I figure out there's another way around I like to die But I gotta know What's the best The best way to go