[Hook: The Doppelgangaz]
Yo, Matt B, she 300 pounds and 5'3"
Yo, f** it, EP, I just like what like me
I heard she got infected with the HIV
Man, f** it my G, I just like what like me
She known to rock a dirty, 6X white tee
Yo, it's whatever, E, I just like what like me
Overall, I heard the chick is unsightly
Yo, f** it my n***a, yo, I just like what like me
[Verse 1: Matter Ov Fact]
Yo, somebody up in here must've spiked the iced tea
They say his vision must've been impaired slightly
Cause every single peach in here is looking ripe
See it don't matter if a chick got hepatitis type B
Or gingivitis, scabies behind her right knee
Or appendicitis, either depressed or sprightly
Matter Ov Fact discriminating? Un-like-ly
Either Black as night or White like Keira Knightley
Ayo, EP, listen and try and follow me
She can be a Christian or into Scientola
Regular checkups or don't believe in gynecola
If I'd messed up the explanation, my apology
Ayo, who down to join the club and be the next honoree
As long as the opposite s** acknowledge
We can overlook the obesity and gonorrhe'
The recent fleas, lack of human decency
[Hook]
[Verse 2: EP]
That's how your love life get dicey
Chicken, rice and tripe all on a tight tee
Pop a Enzyte, then paying the pipe fee
She sniffing lines of white over the Skype screen
What might seem alright, slurking the night scene
In tight jeans, licking cones not made of ice cream
A trife scheme
Don't let her roam at your house, alone on your couch
An animal that foam at the mouth
A moment to Ralph
Rewind there for rare footage
The kind that walk through Times Square just bare footed
Who dare? Couldn't compare, they pale in comparison
Rails turn into wails from ale in the cabinet
Frail in the abdomen
As long as there's tail, this male's having it
Eating kale and ravenous
Unraveling, making a bet
With all the traveling, The Doppel gotta take what we'll get
[Hook]