Hannibal Lecter's on MasterChef
The Boogeyman is finished
Metallica entered Sandman
To a rehab clinic
There's a new k**er on the block
You're sure to meet your end
I am Sam, ex-Wiggle
And I got issues, friend
My victims were found hanging
Yellow skivvy round their necks
Run down in broad daylight
The car was big and red
Hot potato, hot potato
In boiling oil they fried
I am Sam, ex-Wiggle
Singing "Die, dicky-doo, die"
In Stephen King's new novel
The resemblance wasn't funny
His character diced people into salad
Yummy, yummy
They're playing me in Batman
Though the actor lacks belief
They should've gotten someone better
Wake up, Keith!
You leave my pirate ship with an anchor
Chained to your leg!
I am Sam, ex-Wiggle
Don't talk to me about Greg!
I see it now, I shoulda joined the f**in Hooley Dooleys!
They'll die penniless, forgotten...
But I heard they have older groupies.