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What's going on?
This bright white light hits me
Choirs of angels at the foot of my bed
And Bruce McAvaney no longer sh**s me
Only one explanation: f**. I'm dead.
I don't hate reality TV
Nothing seems strange about Nicole Kidman's head
I've stopped feeling suicidal
Oh. I see. I'm dead
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
But I've just been swine flu inoculated!
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
But I've got 6 months sick leave accumulated!
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
But I've been on the MCC membership waiting list for like thirty years
And they reckon it's gonna come in the mail this week and...
f**. I'm dead.
f**! f**!
f**! f**!
f**! f**!
f**! f**!
f**! f**!
f**, f**, f** I'm dead!
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F, F, FID
f**, sh**, poo, wee, arse, b**h
f**, f**, f** I'm dead!
F, F, FID
F, F, FID
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
f** I'm dead!
What's going on!
I was an unacknowledged genius all along
That's what this morning's paper said
And Triple J is playing this song
Now I know somethings wrong
When I'm 65 and I finally retire
Gonna cash in all those frequent fliers
Do whatever my heart desires
Or just sit with a good book in front of the fire
All that saving for a rainy day
All that locking my soul away
Will finally pay live life my way
Hang on,
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
But like I haven't put the wheelie bins back in the shed
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
Yeah but I was about to go out for the milk and bread
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
My wife doesn't know how much we're in the red
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
You leave Keith Richards, Take me instead
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
I'm too s**y for my coffin like Right Said Fred
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
I believed in Karma, was I misled?
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
We got a new coach, new players, we've had a great pre-season and after a lifetime of total disappointment this could be our year and...f**
f**! f**!
f**! f**!
f**! f**!
Drat! Drat!
Shucks! Shucks!
Crap! Crap!
Yuck! Yuck!
f** I'm dead!
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Golly! Golly!
Wow! Wow!
Holy! Holy!
Cow! Cow!
Jeepers! Jeepers!
Creepers! Creepers!
Hells Bells!
f** I'm Dead
F, F, FID
F, F, FID
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!
f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!