“We are an interplanetary race of aliens. Your radio waves have polluted outer space for far too long. Send us more glam rock or we will destroy the Earth!”
“5… 4… 3… 2… 1… We have liftoff! The payload will be with you soon, a diplomatic gift of glam rock. These brave men will provide the music you desire. Now instruct the Grokken Warships not to fire!”
Rock in space (Rock in space)
We’re gonna rock in space (Rock in space)
Rock in space (Rock in space)
We’re gonna rock in space (Rock in space)
“An an*l probe of The Darkness has yielded all the glam we need. Annihilation: Planet Earth.”
“Oh God, no, please, no!”
“Proceed!”
“And so commenced the complete annihilation of all life on Earth. Not even an amoeba survived the onslaught. Every trace of mankind, vanished forever.”
“We’re all dead!”
Rock in space (Rock in space)
We’re gonna rock in space (Rock in space)
Rock in space (Rock in space)
We’re gonna rock in space (Rock in space)
“Fire!”
Rock in space (Rock in space)
We’re gonna rock in space (Rock in space)
Rock in space (Rock in space)
We’re gonna rock in space (Rock in space)