Ladies, Is your womb letting you down?
Have you been childless for years
Because your ovumn couldn't make an omlette?
Well have i got a deal for you
Introducing the revolutionary Test-Tube-O-Matic
Yes this exciting new concept in home bottling allows you to enjoy
The thrill of child birth in the privacy of your own home, all year round
Just look at what you get: a uniquely contoured plastic womb designed to fit anywhere,
Plus half a litre of top grade s**m, hand selected by our experts here at Brian's Seed Shop
And two dozen free range ovumn.
Now how much would you expect to pay for the exciting home birth package?
Well dont answer because with Test-Tube-O-Matic
You also get this obstetric kinfe set and matching colander absolutley free!
Trust Brian's Seed, Sure Can!
So, Why Wait! Gestate!
Come and see us at Brian's Seed Shop and let me inpreganate you!