Out in the clubs where kids
take d** to stay alert
With no more ethos than
what's printed on a shirt
Gen X are no longer recruiting
they're rebooting
With a techno beat to keep
them all indoors
Old Hollywood is good for
is taking in a few
Batteries included with
a bonus point of view
Bravo De Caprio your smile
knows no pain
With a soundtrack custom made
for those indoors
E's and speed and trips and coke and smack
Avoid a good and service taxes
Jesus Christ drank alcohol
Its church and government approved
And safe to use with birth control
Out in the clubs where kids
need d** to stay impressed
The happiest of all consumers
Are grandchildren of baby boomers
Gen.com have stopped computing
They're out in force recruiting
Do you need a new thing?