I know that you know Ashley
And he is unabashedly flirtatious, and there's more
He's out to settle a score,
And it's an old score
From a very long time ago
He wanted me to change my stance
But I decided not to take that chance
And so I left his house
For the very last time
You could hire a Private Eye
She'll tell you the reasons why
I won't defect to the enemy camp
Because there's nothing there for me
Always thought you were so much smarter
Than to end up as a martyr
But you forgot what you were fighting for
I know that you know Ashley
And he is unabashedly persuasive, and it shows
But that's about as far as it goes
Because I closed that book a very long time ago
You could hire a Private Eye
She'll tell you the reasons why
I won't defect to the enemy camp
Because there's nothing there for me