He's got his purple nose pressed
Against your icy window
Perhaps you will allow polar boy in
So he can warm himself by your fire
Polar boy is looking for fire
You surely should avoid any risky innuendo
He'd like to thaw his frozen frame
Against your skin
You know he's flaming with desire
Polar boy is playing with fire
Polar boy is playing with fire
Polar boy...
He does deserve to swing
He surely should be swinging from a noose
Now he's speeding through the school zone
Liquored up and loose
Likely to flip and burn in a fire
Polar boy is swallowing fire
Polar boy...