it's wonder how you get any guys
with those ma**ive thunder thighs
yeast so intense it makes wonder bread rise
face so hard it looks like a brick
it's a wonder how you get any dick
steel-wool hair so vicious,
busboys bring you the dishes
why are you
so fake?
i checked with your parents
and you're a mistake
all your boyfriends
got VD
(and they got it from you)
everybody talks about the stink in your beaver
stink so thick i could cut it with a cleaver
catastrophe in your bra
scariest thing i ever did saw
here's why eddie got high
he looked at you and wanted to die
that limey ba*tard is the best you've got?
he saw you naked and slept on the cot
why are you
so fake?
i checked with your parents
and you're a mistake
all your boyfriends
got VD
(and they got it from you)
[unintelligible] so foul you [unintelligible] the water
[unintelligible] who*e if it's [unintelligible]
your dirty vag-hole is like giving an*l
instead of a snatch, you're a snitch
in that bra you've got two runts
no wonder i think you're a