i’m too hungover
i’m too hungover
i’m too hungover to write this song
i’m too hungover
i’m too hungover
i’m too hungover to write this song
well i’m only gonna use three chords ’cause that’s all my brain can hold
last night’s bender went a fifth too long
and where’d i get this ussr hockey shirt? how much things did i buy drunk on that website? oh, man
i’m too hungover
i’m too hungover
i’m too hungover to write this song
i’m too hungover
i’m too hungover
i’m too hungover to write this song
why’s my goldfish lyin’ at the bottom of his bowl
oh, i guess he can’t handle his liquor too well
and who the f** are you? get the hell out of my bed, you’ve been here about fifteen minutes too f**ing long
i’m too hungover
i’m too hungover
i’m too hungover to sing anymore
yeah, god, i’m just to hungover to sing
(dude, what the f**’s your problem?)
yeah, don’t even—don’t even do it. don’t even play.
(we’re f**ing recording an album)
[unintelligible] f**, yeah
(this is why you don’t drink)
someone else is gonna have to take over from here, ’cause
(groan)
my head’s just poundin’, and i’m in the hot box, and my head is just about to explode
(groan)
hey, how ’bout all you kids at home take over for us, ’cause we’re too hungover to sing
so we’re just gonna ask you all to y’know sing “i’m too hungover, i’m too hungover, i’m too hungover to sing alongâ€
i’m gonna take a nap now
i’ll just be back in a few minutes
(seriously?)
yeah, i just
(just draw on him)
(totally)
i don’t care
goodnight
(see, that’s what you get. that’s why i’m writing a dick on your face. okay?)
you’re lucky with all the beer i had that i can get outta the shower
(you earned this, man)
oh, yeah, you’re gonna pay for this
might as well start drinkin’
we might as well start drinkin’
we might as well start drinkin’ again
we might as well start drinkin’
we might as well start drinkin’
we might as well start drinkin’ again
we might as well start drinkin’
we might as well start drinkin’
we might as well start drinkin’ again
we might as well start drinkin’
we might as well start drinkin’
and so this is where our song will end