try to get this into your head:
guitars are dead
you are sad in all the wrong ways
please go away
f** your slow songs
and while you're at it
f** the fast ones too
stupid old timers
you're not doing anything new
your criticism has been noticed
and we plead guilty to a major part
but nothing's easier or more fun
than annoying young punks
so we dlowed it down
and added strings and a steel guitar
we wrote song words
about how misunderstood we are
f** your slow songs
and while you're at it
f** the fast ones too
stupid old timers
you're not doing anything new