i'm sorry that you've all gone soft
advance apologies required now for pissing you off
i'll deny all of this to your face
quit claiming to be indie rock
because you aren't independent
and your rock and rolls f**ed
i'll get the coffin
you supply your own hammer
and we'll put a nail in it
i hope the scene can fit
and we'll throw it in the pit
as a sacrifice for middle-aged men
and screaming girls
your scene is full of sh**
so start k**ing it
don't be the hypocrite
the last teary eyed thrift store mope star in the world
a victim of the latest hoax
the iconoclasts have lied and you're not in on the joke
prove they're not what they claim to be
your money they're gonna get your money
criticize all that i've said
cause if i wasn't so pretentious i'd cash in on the trend
do lines, double fist pills and o.d.
stop singing it
stop singing it
you're too serious
how can you crack a smile if you can't laugh at yourself
you think you're legit
but you're just the idiot
here's how to deal with it
bring the a**hole and the douche bag level down
and i'm not a part of your scene
where fashion meets choreography
your haircut is stupid
your pants are uncomfortable
you systematically plan every awkward forced guitar spin
your emotion is a joke
your emotion is a joke
your emotion is b-u-l-l f**ing sh**
all ... your ... favorite ... bands ... do ... coke ... sorry
stop singing it
stop singing it
you're too serious
how can you crack a smile if you can't laugh at yourself
you think you're legit
but you're just the idiot
here's how to deal with it
bring the a**hole and the douche bag level down
stop singing that sh**
we're tired of it
start k**ing it
start k**ing and kick the baggage and ego to the ground
stop singing that sh**
we're tired of it
start k**ing it so
start k**ing so i can kick the rotting carca** of your sound