I've seen more d** and alcohol than a chemistry set
While you were weaned on popsicles and eucharist
And there's a spacecraft full of dog orbiting both of us
And the oxygen has left its ship, long ago
My mind is spinning, that we both still stand a chance
If we just don't think of the dog or the oxygen
And the birds sing hallelujah in the yard
And the Serb has left his car keys on the bar
And if the girls ask how I'm doing
One more time
I'll get another round for me
And I'll be fine
All my tricks I picked up off an old rockette
While you were bedding military brats like a consulate
There's a spacecraft full of dog haunting both of us
And the oxygen forgot its ship long ago
In my mind there's a good chance
That we both will have our day
If we just don't think of the dog
Or the oxygen
And the mourning birds are past their mourning song
And the Serb is stretched and pa**ed out on the lawn
And if the girls ask how I'm doing
One more time
I'll get another round for me
And I promise you I'll get some air
And I'll be fine
You abandoned the carnival for the military base
And i'm still taking pointers off every medical case
So this spacecraft full of dog is over us
And if we just don't look at the moon