All you wealthy ladies
You're in luck
Cause the band has been f**ing
f**ing for bucks
Oral, an*l or in the p**y box
Just pay us some cash
Every time we pop our rocks
f**ing, f**ing, f**ing for bucks
We don't care how old you are
As long as you're rich
Give us your cash
And you can be our b**h
f**ing old ladies
Is better than using the hand
And the cash we get
Support the band
A lot of ladies leave us
With their holes a little sore
But when their pension checks
Come in they're back for more
The Accused are in demand
All around the globe
Join the frequent f**ed club
And get a monogrammed robe
f**ing, f**ing, f**ing for bucks
And Visa and Mastercard and American Express
We f**ed all who paid
Took their cash on the go
Took our earnings
And purchased a Winnebago
But we'll be back to do it again
When all those old s*uts
Get horny again