Jumpin' Jack Axlrod
Ran with his boots on
Hourgla** in the sun
'Cause the sand weighs a ton
Twenty minutes second lead
'Round the world in a bus with Kenny
Says Shasta is the place to be
That's only cause you can't see it
His sign says fewer babies please
He asked me if I brought my own strainer
He says he like the smell of Chinese tea
And then he starts complainin'
Twenty minutes second lead
'Round the world in a bus with Kenny
Says Nashville is the place to be
But he didn't get to see it
Jumpin' Jack Axlrod
He ran with his boots on
The hourgla** in the sun
'Cause the sand weighs a ton