I got a seat in a restaurant
It wasn't the table that I want
It happens more than a little
but you got to laugh about it
I ordered the ‘catch of the day'
which they seemed to find on the freeway
It made my Bo Diddley diddle
but you got to laugh about it
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he
You got to laugh about it
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he
You got to laugh about it
I booked a seat on an airplane
A window seat as I explained
They put me right in the middle
but you got to laugh about it
I sat next to a motor mouth
who didn't know what he was talking about
It left my mind all a riddle
but you got to laugh about it
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he
You got to laugh about it
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he
You got to laugh about it
I got a call from the tax man
‘Said I was late with the facts man
He made me sell all my fiddles
but you got to laugh about it
I lost my car in a landslide
It wasn't the last time that I cried
But when the tears start to trickle
You've got to laugh about it
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he
You got to laugh about it
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he
You got to laugh about it
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he
You got to laugh about it
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he
You got to laugh about it . . .