The wedding was on Friday the 13th
The biggest crowd Venice had ever seen
Desdemona's father's in pain
‘Cause he didn't raise her for Othello's gain
But she had faith in her man
and so it began
Time is on your side
if you are true
Do you take her hand?
Yes I Do
Yes I Do
Yes I Do
Yes I Do
Here comes Guitar John
He's bipolar with his bifocals on
Here comes the Barber of Seville
In a Cadillac with Genghis Khan
and too much time to k**
Shakespeare was there with his pen
and his pills
Time is on your side
If you are true
Do you take her hand?
Yes I Do
Yes I Do
Yes I Do
Yes I Do
Here come Tarzan and Jane
Bringing rice from the boroughs
and swinging on the vines that remain
Apollo's Muses were there
and I saw Calliope with Blue Notes
In her hair
Lochinvar was rocking his car
With Beethoven at the Piano Bar
Time is on your side
If you are true
Do you take her hand?
Yes I Do
Yes I Do
Yes I Do
Yes I Do
Yes I Do