When The Pick of Destiny was released, it was a bomb
And all the critics said that the D was done
The sun had set and the chapter had closed
But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again
Just like the phoenix
We'll f**in' rise again
That's right the phoenix
We'll rise again!
'Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched
By a failure or an embarra**ment, no way no
And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee
But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong
Just like the phoenix
We'll f**in' rise again
That's right the phoenix
We'll rise again!
Sunshine, it's a hell of a day
Riding back and it's headed your way
D's here, now we're puttin' on a show
We're sneakin' up, climbing into your window
Hard rockin', yeah we're rockin' again
Black Mamba is my personal friend
Phil Jackson is a master of zen
We'll pick you up, take you out on the weekend
It's a rise for the phoenix
It's a call of attack
And you'll know when you've seen us
The f**in' D is back!
Lovemaking all the way to the top
Boots smokin', but I'm not gonna stop
Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
Hot-blooded, that's a lot of romance
It's the rise of the phoenix
And we ride with the pack
It's the magic between us
The f**in' D is back
But what if it's true?
If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?
And what will we do
About all the fans who have the D tattoo?
They'll have them removed
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
Tattoos
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos, uh
Wait a minute, Kage
What's that you say?
You know it's not too late
Yes, it is too late
We only need one hit
Just imagine it
We could be the sh**!
Too legit to quit!
One hit!
One hit!
One hit!
Yea, we're hoping this is it
One hit!
f**ing hit!
Top 40 hit!
Top 1,000 hit!
I don't care
As long as we get there!
We'll start anew
And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo!
You can get a new Tenacious D tat... too!