This is a song
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Can swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!
David Dark comin at 'em
He's got f**ing ultimate fighting championship moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not f**ing really Spidey
His moves didn't work because he's f**ing Spidey!
Spiderman doesn't look right
He looks like cheap a**!
Spidey wearing the nike shoes
I can see in the f**ing BVDs
Outline...oh f** Stay totally still!
Stay totally still
It's f**ing sa**afra**quatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture him
I'm not moving on...f**!
He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the f**ing Spidey
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It f**ing holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sa**!
He f**ing used a Matrix move!
He f**ing used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! Wanna f**ing bowl?
What the f** is going down? Somebody help us
He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the a** with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his co*k out? That's not right!
Here comes Sa**afra**! He's f**ing really pissed off
Now what the f** is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
No! (starts to laugh a lot)
You should've f**ing known!
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sa**
He'll rip that sh** right off! Now you're f**ing bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him s** your chode! Ah Jesus!
He's s**ing on his f**ing chode!
He's gonna shoot your f**ing load
If I know Sa**afra**! He's gonna shoot the load
Ahh! That's non-dairy creamer!
What the f**? Thats bad news Bears
That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sa** cum
Sa**afra**...he hasn't f**ing done enough
He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)
The ultimate bomb, ya'll
Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship
He's flinging sh**! And he's taking a dump
Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick for the f**ing Sa**afra** trick
Works every time. See if you can keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up
Whenever there's a bang up!
You'll see Sa**afra** and Spiderman!
Taking a sh** on David Dark!