The music That you are hearing Is something stolen Rhythm and all I heard it And then I taped it And added singing But no guitars It was long ago I can't remember I have trouble calling at the past Now I know - oh yes - it was Vienna At some all-night Greco-Roman bash When Sigmund Freud's invited to a party That's a party that will last and last When Sigmund Freud's invited to a party You should see the mess the morning aft (Tap Dancing solo) That was Sigmund after two martinis
Dancing like some hoochie-coochie queen When Sigmund Freud's invited to a party You should see the mess the morning aft Sigmund Shows invitation Enters with patient Blond, really nice Egos So many egos Perfect for Sigmund Checking them out Now he's had a couple more martinis What he's doing now I can't reveal When Sigmund Freud's invited to a party That's a party that will last and last When Sigmund Freud's invited to a party You should see the mess the morning aft --- .