If you learn to drive I can use the train and the bus When you're mobile, we'll go Take my toys and your cat with us We'll leave the violence We'll have something to do With a couch-bed in the front room for when we fall out or when our friends come through It's painting a kitchen that's keeping me going And we've already named the seeds I'll be sowing And when they've grown up (that's hoping that I don't shoot blanks), could we move right up north
Find a house near the shores and the banks? With a big f**-off telly A brand new stereo system We'll meet old friends at funerals And pretend that we've missed them And if they were here They'd say it was shocking to find We've already named the dog we'll be walking It's choosing a mattress that's keeping me going And we've already named the seeds I'll be sowing