[Intro]
Remember Kids, Surfing is good for everyone!
[Chorus: Teddy Treeclimbr]
I can surfboard, I can surfboard
I can surfboard to your shore, baby (x2)
[Verse 1: Teddy Treeclimbr]
Back, like I never left, Right
Splash, gasping for breath, I
Come through with the surfboard, wavy
Stay beneath the palm trees, let's get shady
Get-get crazy, smoke that Haiti, Zulu lady, Yoo-hoo baby
bu*ton-up with that Ma-hi, Ma-hi, Print that means
I don't give a sh**, salt-water for lint, Sunburn on my skin
Like the hair of Rupert Grint, Wow
Are you wetter than a fish girl? how about now, gotta get-get down
Sit on the riptide, sip-sip drown, see me drift by a misfit clown
Where's your lipstick now? I'm a nomad, Sinbad Sailor
Pop a Prozac, business later
[Chorus: Teddy Treeclimbr]
I can surfboard, I can surfboard
I can surfboard to your shore, baby (x2)
[Verse 2: Teddy Treeclimbr]
Long hair, hang ten, watchu talkin' bout
Eat a donair on the staircase, working out
Talk about a drought on the Rose Beach, know we
Got alotta water, Don't we, only
Drink from a coconut shell, got it cold enough
How you holdin' up? Find a way to open up
Know what? Swim for the soul, Didn't you know?
Ready, get set go!
You Really wanna occupy the city?
Gritty, pretty sh**ty, walk around with the civvies
Live on a island, sunset pretty
We could get it, we could get it, swim around with the fishies
Who you gonna trust? We could live it up
Island's big enough, for the both of us, I don't give a f**
No sushi, slushees, why you in a rush? Sunny over here and I'm living where it's lush