[Verse 1: Chris Webby]
Stay chuggin' on the 40 ounce, brain cells fried
Like a clam strip, all day get high
Neverending Story, Falcor stay fly
Mom's a math teacher, so I gotta multiply
Not a mathematician myself so I ride, In my 98 Altima parked outside
Hustlin' mixtapes, I'm tryna get by, double U E double B follow with a Y
Motha f**a that's me and I be so cool
To be on my level your gonna need a step stool
Always been a troublemaker gotta break rules
Breakin' every law until they kick me out of school
So amped up, you think I'm chuggin jet fuel
Chasin' a bottle of moon shine with an O'Doules
Since O'Doule rules, let me pull a Billy Madison
And have em slippin' on banana peels if they challenge him
I"m bafflin' any competitor with what I'm rappin' and
The futures lookin' bright I think I'm starin' at a halogen
Born in '88, I got it tatted on my abdomen
Product of the 90s, everyday practicin'
Then it started happenin, turned into a beast
Full bred pit with a little Maltese
Woof, slaughter any track I see
Youve now been warned, you'd better hide your beats
[Hook]
I'mma never give a f** about you
I'm just doing what I do
Murder any beat I put my mind too
Thought you knew that's what I do
Rappin on the mike till my face turns blue
Through and through that's what I do
That's what I do
[Verse 2: Chris Webby]
Stop sleepin' over there, man pa** the blunt
L ride around town and be back for lunch
Got a full plate of beats and some Captain Crunch
Mean on the mic, only lost a battle once
Everybody else, murked em, cooked it up, served em
Pen in hand, I got the dexterity of a surgeon
Freestyles burn em, written rhymes flawless
Like the names of every Mutant Ninja Turtle, I'm an artist
b**h, nobody stoppin' what I'm sayin'
Lyrical display gone shock em like Raiden
Everyday ragin', show me where the party's at
Where the b**hes where the broads where the hotties at?
Where the liquor where the bud, where the Molly at?
Where the stage? I'm bouta give the crowd a heart attack
Life's short so you know I gotta live it up
Brim low, dutch rolled, I'ma never give a f**
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Chris Webby]
All I got's my word and my balls just a nerd with a cause
Livin' life like a video game, so press pause
Double tap X with a shot to the brain
Backback square, catch em' with the scorpion chain
So get over here b**h, I'll kick em' like Liu Kang
And fatality anybody who sh**s on my name
It's that tatted up tyrant, heatin' up the climate
Pissin' on these haters like puppies on fire hydrants
It's that motherf**in' Optimus Rhyme
Full bottle of pills, blunted with a bottle of wine
Fully transform bout to take over the game soon
Ain't' no mothaf**a I'm afraid to bring the flame to
Got em rotisserie while I be smokin' piffery
Makin' words connect like letters written in calligraphy
Not a person here steppin' in my shoes
Cause see Webbys back, and this is what I do
(Hook)