Geeks:
Batman doesn't need a sidekick
Undermines his whole aesthetic
Whole thing just gives me a headache
Robin s**s!
Commissioner Gordon and Citizens: (Alternating)
He may be a solid dude
But Batman he needs solitude
Robin makes him freakin' cute
Robin s**s!
Tanya said that Larry said
That Sarah said he wets the bed
He probly does, he's only ten
Robin s**s!
Commissioner Gordon and Citizens:
Robins aren't scary
They're completely ordinary
Might as well call him canary
Freakin' Robin s**s!
Robins are so common
They're the state bird of Wisconsin
So, what else do you need to know
Robin s**s!