I gotta get myself a latte
And add some soy milk up in that sh**
Sprinkle a lil' cinnamon on top
Yeah
I wake up in the morning
Feeling kinda bloated
There's a pressure in my belly
Hell, let's not sugar coat it
I'm all backed up
And I need to take a poo
But there's no release in sight
I don't know what to
I eat lots of veggies
And fiber cereal
But nothing will dispose
Of all my raw material
I make myself a cup
Sixteen ounces of Joe
And just like magic
It starts to flow
Gotta poo, I really gotta poo
A cup of Joe always helps it pa** through
My poo, my poo, my poo
Ain't the only one
Who knew coffee makes you poo
Listen to the experts
'Cause what they say is true
According to Wiki
When you drink in moderation
Due to peristalsis
Coffee prevents constipation
Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe
Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
Wanna know how they stay thin
Coffee pushes out what's in
I'll never understand why people choose to quit
When coffee tastes so good and it helps you take a sh**
Gotta poo, I really gotta poo
A cup of Joe always helps it pa** through
My poo, my poo, my poo
Now at 8 AM, if I'm feeling kinda bloated
I make my coffee fully loaded
9 AM I'm ready to explode
Gotta poo, I really gotta poo (gotta poo)
A cup of Joe always helps it pa** through
My poo, my poo, my poo
Gotta poo, I really gotta poo
A cup of Joe always helps it pa** through
My poo, my poo, my poo
My poo
It kinda hurts tryin' to push through
My poo, gotta help my poo pa** through
Gotta help it pa** through
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