[Intro and Hook] Elvis - Buck him with my shotgun!!! (repeat 3 times) Elvis - Buck Buck Buck Buck!! Verse One: Does Polly want a cracker? f** no, he's a zero And I ain't with the rednecked hero I'm glad that Lincoln got bucked in the face We should have been free in the first place Now let me drop it like it should be dropped And watch Rocky Marciano's a**ed get mopped (what up) [Madonna, you mutherf*ckin' s*ut You could show ya bu*t, and Jimmy STILL won't get up] (word) The Beatles, I just can't fade Get the mutherf**in' raid, Bone, we got roaches [And Fonzie can't rumble] And by the way you can have Bryant Gumbel Babe Ruth was good against the white boys But he couldn't hit a n***a like Doc Gooden Marylin Monroe was a ho for the Kennedys Don't worry - J.D. know the enemies And I'll point 'em out if ya don't know 'em [And tell Uncle Sam that I'm lookin' for 'em] Cause we don't bow down to no zeros
And I'll say - f** you and your heroes! Chorus (I'll snap your red-a**ed neck you motherf**in' perpetratin' b**h) Verse Two: Now, who's the next maggot George Washington, he wore a wig like a (f*ggot) Just like Rock Hudson (yeah) Him and Liberace both like bu*ts and dicks Gobbled up nuts like chicks T-Bone's on the mutherf**in' mix Don't talk about Bird and all his scorin' (sh**) Cause I'll say Magic, Ewing, Jordan Olajuwon, Isiah and Barkley [Now b**h don't start me] You ask me did I like Arsenio (Cube tell 'em) [Scratch] Mutherf**er NO!! Take it from the Lench Mob (yeah) Elvis is Dead as a Doorknob Never been caught, for all the songs he stole [And you put James Brown on parole?] I know the deal - you hate to see a Black face Win the mutherf**in' race Cause you still think we're Negroes But I'll say - f** you and your heroes!