I found a cigarette circled with lipstick And the lingering of perfume in the room The look on his face was priceless I don't think he expected me so soon I'm sure he's got an innocent excuse Except for the snapshot He doesn't know I've got (I've got! Uh-huh!) He almost pulled off the perfect lover's crime Except for the snapshot That puts me on top (On top! Uh-huh!) He think he's got one on me But he hasn't seen the snapshot He says he bought the new car Strictly for business And the new clothes Match the new smile on his face The extra key on his chain must be to the office Poor baby Leaving early, staying late He's got an alibi for every move he makes Except for the snapshot He doesn't know I've got (I've got! Uh-huh!) He almost pulled off the perfect lover's crime
Except for the snapshot That puts me on top (On top! Uh-huh!) He think he's got one on me But he hasn't seen the snapshot When he comes home tonight It'll be his surprise I had it blown up, life size! (Life size!) I'm not quite as foolish as you thought I'd be I took everything Including the snapshot He don't know I've got (I've got! Uh-huh!) He almost pulled off the perfect lover's crime Except for the snapshot That puts me on top (On top! Uh-huh!) He thinks he's got one on me But he hasn't seen the snapshot Except for the snapshot He don't know I've got (I've got! Uh-huh!) He almost pulled off the perfect lover's crime Except for the snapshot That puts me on top (On top! Uh-huh!) He thinks he's got one on me But wait 'til he sees the snapshot