Written by joe egen & gerry rafferty
Produced by david baerwald, david kitay & susanna hoffs
Released as an unlisted bonus track on 'susanna hoffs' (1996)
Also released on 'bean: the album' (1997)
Well, i don't know why i came here tonight
I got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case i fall off my chair
And i'm wonderin' how i'll get down the stairs.
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here i am
Stuck in the middle with you.
Yes, i'm stuck in the middle with you
And i'm wonderin' what it is i should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, i'm all over the place.
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here i am
Stuck in the middle with you.
Well, you started out with nothing
And you've found that you're a self-made man
And you fancy i'll come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "please...please".
Tryin' to make some sense of it all
But i can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to fall asleep on the floor
You don't think that i can take anymore.
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here i am
Stuck in the middle with you.
Well, you started out with nothing
And you've found that you're a self-made man
And you fancy i'll come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "please...please".
Here i am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes, i'm stuck in the middle with you
Here i am.